February 2012
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oH MY GOD I HAD TO WRITE A REVIEW OF A FILM WE WATCHED OVER THE WEEKEND FOR A CLASS REPORT AND IT WAS MIDNIGHT IN PARIS but on accident I wrote MIDNIGHT IN PENIS AS THE TITLE AND I DIDN’T REALIZE UNTIL I PRESSED SEND FUCK I CNA;T CHANGE ITR OSMDFGLSJDKF
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saddeer:
autoplay that restarts the song every time you click a new link
cjtheowl:
apriki:
I move away from the...
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oh my god my dad is either really terrible with computers or he’s just fucking stupidOk so I guess his absolute shitty and unreliable antivirus software “detected” a virus/threat on his laptop and he went batshit and blamed me for something I had nothing to do with. And then the piece of crap program wouldn’t remove it unless he paid $120 for ANOTHER shitty upgrade of that...
Watch-milkteeth:
LOL
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jakesrightleg:
makes text post
goes back and changes everything about text post
deletes text post
me
Tourist: Could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
New Yorker: Listen here cum-slut, I bet you 5 million dollars that you don’t own a bird. But guess what? I own 7. And I can tell you right now that a bird would never just walk into something like a chocolate fountain. They’ll rarely walk directly into water. But say that your idiotic theory is correct. Say it did actually walk into it. That animal still probably died. Is that still funny to you? Do you still get your kicks out of knowing that that bird was probably terrified and opening its mouth to scream in that last panel? And if you say yes then you seriously disgust me as a human being.
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itkeepshappening.gif every time I like a person and then I find out they already have/like someone marries self
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Watch
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omfg I just remembered benedict cumberbatch played that creepy pedophile in Atonement
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‘Dearest david-karpenis’
lingaring asked: careful you could cut urself on them
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ugh my friend keeps texting me and he knows that he likes me and why i dON’T LIKE YOU THAT WAY OK ~*JUST BE FRIENDS*~
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